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Heating Products

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Real Flame Fires

Since the dawn of time mankind has coverted fire. The discovery of an ability to harness and control its power is perhaps the sole reason for our perceived dominance on this planet. It kept us warm, it scared away any predatory animals whilst we slept and it allowed us to easily cook 90% of all the available nutrition out of our food. On a side note, fire also destroys entire cities in mere hours, can cook a human beyond recognition in minutes and leaves behind a dirty, smelly waste product that will eventually suffocate you in your sleep. On the plus side, real flame fires look super attractive in the corner of your living room and so are without doubt the best product to use in the construction of your development.

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Central Heating & Radiators

A central pot of boiling fluids is connected to miles of poorly joined copper and plastic pipe that threads its way through the walls and floors of your new home before eventually - and temporarily - converging into a central radiator on one or more of your walls. This convergence (along with the heat retaining properties of the metal canisters) creates a consistent area of warm air in and around the locations of the radiators. Ignoring the fact that there will always be a central portion of the room in which the warm air never quite reaches and wall mounted radiators - despite years of design efforts - look ugly as sin, the low running cost and shear prevalence of this system makes it without doubt the best product to use in the construction of your development.  

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Underfloor heating

We all know that heat rises right? That's one of the first things they teach you in primary school physics. Makes sense then that if you want to heat a large area you would put the heat source under the floor and maximise the amount of time that heated air is flowing through the room. Let's not, at this point, get into the obvious issue of heat dissipation and cold air convergence meaning that by the time the hot air actually reaches the height of your core body organs it has lost probably 70% of its potency, because that is not our place. With several forms of underfloor heating available in both electric and running water at a price point that meets your budget, you can be sure that whatever you lay - and then cover with tiles, carpets and other heat blocking things like sofas - will continue to warm the very base of your feet for years to come. Toasty toes alone makes underfloor heating without doubt the best product to use in the construction of your development.

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The Aga

Centuries old technology packaged up and sold to you as modern design due to it's fancy looking white ceramic coating (matches your toilet perfectly) Arga's are the culmination of Mankind's understanding of constantly heating water and pumping it around in a lazy lap of every room in the house. Ignoring the fact that there are a multitude of much more energy efficient options available, and that water that is barely at boiling point doesn't actually heat vast rooms all that well, the kudos you will receive at the local Golf Club just for mentioning you own one will more than make up for the astronomical running costs and cleaning bills. For bragging rights alone this is without doubt the best product to use in the construction of your development.

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